Ok, guys. I had a great idea today to make satirical bumper stickers "supporting" Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton for their 2016 Presidential campaigns. What we need are, funny ideas for slogans on the bumper stickers. Best idea for each candidate will win a $100 Gift Card!

Here are some examples of slogans below: 


I'm Only Voting for the Free Stuff - Sanders 2016

Benghazi Wasn't Really a Big Deal - Clinton 2016

Participation Award Winner - Sanders 2016

Who Cares About Some Emails? - Clinton 2016


You get the gist of it! Post your ideas in the comments below! We'll pick a winner on November 8, one year before the election date!